Definition: (n) To have a male/female friend/acquaintance willing to perform sexual intercourse whenever and where ever it is demanded. Synonym: 'Booty call'.
"Hey Hun, just wondering if you want to come over later? Watch a movie; I've got ice cream and..." Say no more. We've all made this phone call/sent this text at one lonely time or another in our lives, the only catch is that we're not actually asking. We know, whether we're male or female, that the person on the phone is going to agree. That's a Sure Thing, someone who matches your needs and is able and oh so willing to satisfy them. It's a contract. Not always a written or verbally discussed contract, your sure thing can just be that guy/girl who will never say no. Never turn you down.
A Sure Thing is the answer to a long term single lifestyle, consider them to be like a dildo with feelings... and hands. What more could you want? Don't get me wrong, don't stop going out to lay your Sure Thing, because then you may as well be in a relationship with them, but it's worth noting that when you do come back from a night out that maybe didn't go to plan as far as pulling goes, you can always call apon Mr/Miss Sure Thing.
As far as arranging such an arrangement goes, there's always someone you know who perhaps flirts that little too much, someone who you've drunkenly laid before or maybe just someone who's offered once before that you didn't consider at the time but who in times of need starts looking really appealing.
For example, apparently there's a rule for going to Bournemouth University that goes something like "One must sleep with Joe Bloggs" (name withheld, sorry girls) and I thought, that's a brilliant idea! I know him, he's clean, why not make an unofficial arrangement ready for university? A 'sure thing' in time of huge change- are you starting to follow? I'm not saying I jumped on the guy, I might want to change my mind, but at the end of the day, there's no way I'll be able to call apon an old Sure Thing in Cornwall when I'm living Bournemouth without waiting a week for my needs to be met- it's just not logical.
Just because we're single shouldn't mean that we have to become slags whenever we get a tad lonely, where's the fairness in that? I deserve happiness just as much as the grossly cute couple who practically dry hump in public, probably more so since I do not disturb people's eating habits on a daily basis.
Suck it happy couples, I want some lovin' as well!
So get off your high horses, put away your dildo's; you're single, sexy and there is always someone willing to shag you! Get out there, make a new single male friend, and there's your Sure Thing. Let's face it, male friends were never meant to be like your girl friends. There aint nothing wrong with a bit of bump and grind.
* Cue R. Kelly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXxkNaRkp8 *
Peace Out ♥
"Hey Hun, just wondering if you want to come over later? Watch a movie; I've got ice cream and..." Say no more. We've all made this phone call/sent this text at one lonely time or another in our lives, the only catch is that we're not actually asking. We know, whether we're male or female, that the person on the phone is going to agree. That's a Sure Thing, someone who matches your needs and is able and oh so willing to satisfy them. It's a contract. Not always a written or verbally discussed contract, your sure thing can just be that guy/girl who will never say no. Never turn you down.
A Sure Thing is the answer to a long term single lifestyle, consider them to be like a dildo with feelings... and hands. What more could you want? Don't get me wrong, don't stop going out to lay your Sure Thing, because then you may as well be in a relationship with them, but it's worth noting that when you do come back from a night out that maybe didn't go to plan as far as pulling goes, you can always call apon Mr/Miss Sure Thing.
As far as arranging such an arrangement goes, there's always someone you know who perhaps flirts that little too much, someone who you've drunkenly laid before or maybe just someone who's offered once before that you didn't consider at the time but who in times of need starts looking really appealing.
For example, apparently there's a rule for going to Bournemouth University that goes something like "One must sleep with Joe Bloggs" (name withheld, sorry girls) and I thought, that's a brilliant idea! I know him, he's clean, why not make an unofficial arrangement ready for university? A 'sure thing' in time of huge change- are you starting to follow? I'm not saying I jumped on the guy, I might want to change my mind, but at the end of the day, there's no way I'll be able to call apon an old Sure Thing in Cornwall when I'm living Bournemouth without waiting a week for my needs to be met- it's just not logical.
Just because we're single shouldn't mean that we have to become slags whenever we get a tad lonely, where's the fairness in that? I deserve happiness just as much as the grossly cute couple who practically dry hump in public, probably more so since I do not disturb people's eating habits on a daily basis.
Suck it happy couples, I want some lovin' as well!
So get off your high horses, put away your dildo's; you're single, sexy and there is always someone willing to shag you! Get out there, make a new single male friend, and there's your Sure Thing. Let's face it, male friends were never meant to be like your girl friends. There aint nothing wrong with a bit of bump and grind.
* Cue R. Kelly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXxkNaRkp8 *
Peace Out ♥
